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This was something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME during my first play-through of Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.
I was a Khajiit who joined the Dark Brotherhood, and SERIOUSLY A UNICORN SAVED ME FROM A MINOTAUR AND LET ME RIDE IT.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW BLOWN AWAY I WAS I didn’t even know there was a unicorn in the game so it was the best surprise I ever had.
I really tried pushing what I usually do, and tried being much more active with these drawings. I’m pretty pleased.
EDIT: WOW I was never expecting this to hit having 6K+ notes I guess I should have my name on it somewhere yup ‘w’
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
I am in love help.
Hiccstrid Parallels (2/?)
omg I’ve always loved Astrid for this. She doesn’t just try and talk to him at a normal level, because she knows he avoids eye contact. He’s used of a life of people LITERALLY looking down at him, so he just escapes by glancing downward when he feels inadequate. But she won’t have it from him— she gets down ON HIS LEVEL and makes him look up. Makes him see what she sees: somebody worthwhile and worth looking straight in the eye.
Anti Abortion protestors getting run over by a car when they try and block it’s path
lmfaooooo imagine lying down in front of a car and then acting surprised when u get run over
Lmaooooo “driver didn’t see them” ok
i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
a ferocious beast
SOMEONE HELP ME I’M SCREAMING AT A SALAD
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